Jokes
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Q:How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb??
A:10 , 1 changes the bulb and 9 sit, watch and say:"At our school/style/organisation we do that completely different".
Q:How many shodans do you need to change a lightbulb?
A:One - he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around it.
Q:How many shihans do you need to change a lightbulb?
A:None... anyone of them could just extend ki and make the bulb glow again.
Q: How many non-aikidoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they all live in eternal darkness.
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while uke executes an ukemi nage does ... nagemi
With an uke like that you don't need a tori
"Can I have a soft uke please?"
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Ki is better than Chi
"I don't trust him as far as I can throw him"
"The harder they come the harder they fall"
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Q: Why do we call it a hakama?
A: Cause tough guys are always asking "Hakama gotta wear a skirt to learn how to fight?"
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Hi Pavel,
Thanks for your comment. I will add your site to my links. Thanks for linking to me.
And to answer your question, I don't know why they wanted to do jujitsu. As it turns out, after they left, they stopped doing jujitsu too!
By the way, we have a Russian shodan named Andrej visiting our school right now. He's very good.
Cool. I'm glad to hear that.
I'm already in your list. "Lucifer's Aikido Blog". I changed my name :-)
hi there Pavel... well i know there's no english page but we do understand multimedia and Photo gallery :P
it's not that much czech :P
Anyway every time there is a seminar they tranlate in english!!! Quite good believe me!!!
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Ok, I'll check for that. :-)
Hi Pavel,
I enjoyed the aikido jokes a lot!
Regards
Fencer
"Ki is better than chi" made me laugh. I heard a Japanese kiai master say that too:
The Power of Kiai
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